I couldn't even enjoy this slice of sand (named one of the top 10 beaches in the world) because my brain was riddled with musings of my life as a Mexican pickpocket. Tulum would be my stomping ground and I would prey on the excited tourists who abandon their fanny-packs to get in the water. My partner: a prudent Iguana. My catchphrase: "Ricky Martin!" If arrested, I would plead insanity.
A Mayan courtyard.
This disposable series is almost finished-- See you tomorrow! -Your Dreamy Uncle Stela