I caught this little nugget two hours ago at Starbucks. This duo was behind me in line. I'm given to believe that they're a pair of journalists because on no less than two occasions the woman said, "That would make a good story." :
Man: This guy--this bipolar guy got off his meds and woke up at the Honolulu Hilton in a room full of everything you could imagine: surfboards, this and that.
Woman: He went on a spending spree?
Man: Yeah, he went on a spending spree and woke up in a room full of surfboards. That's what happens. [To woman] We're talking here one minute and the next, you're in Las Vegas. They were like, "Fred, you have to leave now," and he goes, "No! I gotta go surfing."
Every Spending Spree Ever: Big Mistake. Huge.
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