Beloved readers, Forgive our absence. Vanessa and I are riddled with schoolwork and medical issues. Just yesterday, a furious urinary tract infection compelled me to pawn my Aunt Bertha's timepiece for three heads o' lettuce. This was what the doctor prescribed. I'm afraid Castro is faring even worse. After taking part in the ReplyAllpocalypse, she was pursued by an angry mob. She lost all limbs in the fight.