How violating to think that some dumpster diver can piece your life together from ripped brochures and shipping labels. In an episode of 60 Seconds, a psychiatrist accused of molesting his patient -- who had semen samples, as seems to always be the case -- pleaded not guilty because he was allegedly undergoing weight loss. This patient of his must've gone through his trash and found old underwear. If this is to be believed, then this psychiatrist is a poster child of how a life can be shattered by the decision to put your unwanted bits out every Tuesday. So now I ask you: Do you know where your trash is going?
In The Throwaways, our newest column, TFBN use secondhand junk to consider its former life. Take this beautiful copy of Moon Man. When did the "Marco-Paulo team" decide to sell it? I'm sure when Grandma Lil' and Pappy Mae gave it to them in '68, they didn't expect it to end up at the Alabaster Bookshop.
I'm trying to find the episode of 60 Seconds. I watched it in middle school and am now googling variations of, "60 Seconds semen garbage." I'm sorry to be so coarse.
:* kisses for everyone.